nobody writes in my guestbook anymore. it makes me cry. it hursts me deep down inside....where im soft....(say it with me now) like a woman.

ok, i thought i would take a break from the TAGSMS wierdness to post this.

Anthony's Ten Movies You HAVE to see (or else).
seriously, these movies will improve your health and your wealth, not to mention make you a better person for seeing them.

10. Fargo. great script, and in my opinion, this has one of the best characters in film- Marge Gunderson
9. Alien. Not only the best horror film, but also the best suspense thriller/sci-fi movie. that alien is the best designed creature in the WORLD.
8. Mulholland Drive. David Lynch's other films suck. this one is yummy wierd creepy goodness.
7. The Cook The Thief His Wife and her Lover. What can i say. there never was a more beautifuly shot film. well...maybe #1. the ending is perfect. a little disturbing, but perfect for the movie.
6. Cutthroat Island. good action fun. great production value too. incredible score.
5. Last Year at Marienbad. all i can say is: Whaaaa???. french surrealism, you gotta love it.
4. La Femme Nikita. cool movie, cool tv show. luc besson at his best.
3. American Beauty. it won oscars.
2.The Nightmare Before Christmas. You know its good. Just admit it.
1. The Draughtsman's Contract. seriously, what did you expect me to put at #1? i mean c'mon. this is the single best film EVER made in the world. i could watch it all day. but i dont. so many good things, but the script is in a class of its own. incerdible word play in this movie. The original version was over four hours long, but it was cut down to about 1hr. 45min. before it was ever released. i would kill to see the four hour version. KILL. this is the only movie ive watched that kept me stunned with its absolute perfectness. ladies and gentle-sirs, it is simply GENIUS.

humm.....strange goings on at TAGSMS. maybe i should visit. or not. im pretty busy with school. let them figure it out. but since the place is named after me, i do feel a sense of responsibility......

Internal Memo From TAGSMS #2

To: Dr. Roberts
From: Dr. Fieldman
CC: Dr. Fieldman, Dr. Lantern, Dr.Woolright.
Subject: Re: Patient #4782

Dr. Roberts,
Concerning the continuing medication of # 4782, I feel that it is in the best interests, of this medical facility and the patient that we cease with the current medication stage and return to normal drug dosage. Unfortunately, Dr. Lantern’s experiment has shown no signs of improving 4782’s health and indeed, from your own observations, has made things worse. To continue under the current circumstances would benefit no one. As for your request for a visit to the main complex, because the experiment is as of now no longer active, I see no reason for my presence. (On a side note, I am sorry to hear of Jerry’s injury. Please send my regards to him and his family.) So For now, my doctors, I consider this matter closed.

---Dr. Fieldman

The orderly named Jerry has taken two weeks off because he had his arm broken by patient # 4782. His shifts will be covered by Jane S. and Glen F.

Internal memo from TAGSMS

To: Dr.Fieldman
From: Dr. Roberts
CC: Dr.Roberts, Dr.Woolright, Dr.Lantern.
Subject: Patient # 4782

Dr. Fieldman,
Patient 4782 has not shown signs of improvement since the implement of stage 2 medication. Outbusrts and violent spasms are still common. The orderlies have trouble restaining him durring mealtimes and the scheduled tests. The other patients in the vicinity of 4782's cell are becoming agitated and irritable. Relocation is recomended. I also recomend that you come to the main complex to oversee the adjustment in the current medication process. Be assured that changes ARE needed. Thank you for giving this situation your immediate attention.
--Dr. John Roberts

Posting seen on the kitchen wall at TAGSMS :

Attention all cafeteria staff and personnel: Due to the popularity of Oatmeal Sundays, starting Oct.20th, inmates and visitors will be given the option to have oatmeal on Wed. mornings as well. Regular serving restrictions apply. Thank you.
----Management

so back at The Anthony G. Saldana Memorial Sanatorium (TAGSMS), the janitors are refusing to clean up all the vomit. damn unions. Its their jobs, for crying out loud! what did they expect, robots?? seriously, they are out of line. I told them that i wouldnt negotiate, but now they're threatening to strike. well i say to hell with them! I'll..............I'll...........I'll build those robots! yes. robot janitors. then i can fire their asses. whohahahahahha. Excellent.

im tired

its spring break! yea! i get to......................do...the..same..old thing...damn.

taking a spin through the neighborhood the neighbors scream 'what ya talking bout?' cause they dont know how to let you in and i dont know how to let you out. --E

the lantern

a poem by the anthony g. saldana memorial sanatorium

a lantern sits
atop the television.
i see it everyday
but use it less.
(i have no candles)
It reminds me
of my friends back home.
and of lanterns
cause its a lantern,
and it makes me think of other lanterns
thats why
it reminds me of lanterns.
but this is getting out of
hand
now. so id better
go.

check out the link on the left to my online photo album :)

i dont deserve the cool friends i have. :) (yes im talking about you guys in s. cali)

ok, whoever put the link to homestarrunner.com in the questbook is my best friend EVER. that stuff is FUCKING HILARIOUS. i dont know why its there, but its damn funny.

god help the stupid people. cause there's no way in hell that i will.