ok, i may be elitist, but i aint no prick, and it aint no act. :)

Elitist Prick.
You're the archetypical "more indie than thou" hipster. In fact, you're to hipsters what MTV is to the human race. First off, no one gives a shit if you were "totally into the Rapture before anyone else!" Second, loosen up, drop the pretension, ditch the act, and (for fuck's sake) run a damn comb through your hair.
You are the Elitist Prick. You're so consumed with
being on top of indie trends that you've
completely forgotten how to enjoy your once-
hipster status. It may be too late for you.



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K is for Khris

Khris always spelled his name with a K instead of a C. He was teased by his classmates without reprieve. When he could take it no longer, he convinced his family to move. They moved to Khris, New Mexico. Khris still got teased.

J is for Jungle

In 1912 there were reports that a ape-man was seen roaming the jungles of Brazil. No further sightings were repoted, although there have been many deaths of locals who believe it is the work of the ape-man.

I is for Internal

A doctor walked up to me and said that there were internal problems at the plant. I asked what plant, he repiled the ficus plant, and walked away. I dont think he was a real doctor.

H is for hate

Rodger D. of Greenview, Idaho hates water chesnuts. His sister choked on a chesnut while playing scrabble with Rodger one night after eating a whole turkey dinner with no mishaps.