ok, i may be elitist, but i aint no prick, and it aint no act. :)

Elitist Prick.
You're the archetypical "more indie than thou" hipster. In fact, you're to hipsters what MTV is to the human race. First off, no one gives a shit if you were "totally into the Rapture before anyone else!" Second, loosen up, drop the pretension, ditch the act, and (for fuck's sake) run a damn comb through your hair.
You are the Elitist Prick. You're so consumed with
being on top of indie trends that you've
completely forgotten how to enjoy your once-
hipster status. It may be too late for you.



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K is for Khris

Khris always spelled his name with a K instead of a C. He was teased by his classmates without reprieve. When he could take it no longer, he convinced his family to move. They moved to Khris, New Mexico. Khris still got teased.

J is for Jungle

In 1912 there were reports that a ape-man was seen roaming the jungles of Brazil. No further sightings were repoted, although there have been many deaths of locals who believe it is the work of the ape-man.

I is for Internal

A doctor walked up to me and said that there were internal problems at the plant. I asked what plant, he repiled the ficus plant, and walked away. I dont think he was a real doctor.

H is for hate

Rodger D. of Greenview, Idaho hates water chesnuts. His sister choked on a chesnut while playing scrabble with Rodger one night after eating a whole turkey dinner with no mishaps.

:(

R.I.P. Elliott Smith

"Alameda"

You walk down alameda shuffling your deck of trick cards over everyone
Like some precious only son
Face down, bow to the champion
You walk down alameda looking at the cracks in the sidewalk
Thinking about your friends
How you maintain all them in a constant state of suspense
For your own protection over their affection
Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own because you can’t finish what you start
Walk down alameda brushing off the nightmare you wish
Could plague me when I’m awake
And now you see your first mistake was thinking that you could relate
For one or two minutes she liked you
But the fix is in
You’re all pretension
I never pay attention
Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own because you can’t finish what you start
Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own because you can’t finish what you start
Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own because you can’t finish what you start
Nobody broke your heart
If you’re alone it must be you that wants to be apart

*sidenote*
i changed a few things in my guestbook--i deleted the oldest entries, cause it was really getting too long and i also changed it so now people can enter html code in their guestbook entries. good times and happy tuesday!

G is for Grimm
Mary, mother of three, always read "Grimm's Fairy Tales" to her children before bed. They all grew up to be nurses.