N is for None

Jerry was aked by another orderly if he had any extra keys to the medicine cabinet. Jerry said no, he had none. If fact he had no keys whatsoever. They had been taken away from him after it was found out that he was stealing pain pills to help with the discomfort of his broken arm. It was broken by a patient back in March.

M is for Mark

Glen looked through his binoculars and saw his mark, John Piller, across the street in the grocery store. John had finally crossed the one person he should have left alone.

L is for Love

Come on, Come on, Come on, get through it. Come on Come on Come on. Love's the greatest thing that we have.
--Blur

ok, i may be elitist, but i aint no prick, and it aint no act. :)

Elitist Prick.
You're the archetypical "more indie than thou" hipster. In fact, you're to hipsters what MTV is to the human race. First off, no one gives a shit if you were "totally into the Rapture before anyone else!" Second, loosen up, drop the pretension, ditch the act, and (for fuck's sake) run a damn comb through your hair.
You are the Elitist Prick. You're so consumed with
being on top of indie trends that you've
completely forgotten how to enjoy your once-
hipster status. It may be too late for you.



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K is for Khris

Khris always spelled his name with a K instead of a C. He was teased by his classmates without reprieve. When he could take it no longer, he convinced his family to move. They moved to Khris, New Mexico. Khris still got teased.

J is for Jungle

In 1912 there were reports that a ape-man was seen roaming the jungles of Brazil. No further sightings were repoted, although there have been many deaths of locals who believe it is the work of the ape-man.

I is for Internal

A doctor walked up to me and said that there were internal problems at the plant. I asked what plant, he repiled the ficus plant, and walked away. I dont think he was a real doctor.

H is for hate

Rodger D. of Greenview, Idaho hates water chesnuts. His sister choked on a chesnut while playing scrabble with Rodger one night after eating a whole turkey dinner with no mishaps.

:(