I wanted to listen to some music and escape,
but everything I have
reminds me of me.

I've had it with Sarah Palin. She is being used in a cynical campaign, she is unfit for the vice presidency, and a complete joke. She is barely qualified to run a state that is less populous or diverse than an average gated community in Southern California. She should be ashamed of herself - or at least she would be, but she's not that smart.

HOLY CHRISTMAS, WE'RE FUCKED

On a wondering trip I came across a tired fellow traveler who pointed me in the direction of a famed waffle house. He said to me: "Ho, hungry wanderer, lift your spirits, lay down your burdens and sate your butter desires." I asked him why he had not satisfied himself at this spot of syrupy heaven and he said, "oh but i did, and it left me in such a state. I writhed in pain, my limbs convulsed and i did wreck my head against the wall. you see sir, a gypsy once cursed me. I may never enjoy carbohydrates."

Robin fights the power the only way she knows how.

So I thought, "Why not? Let's do this bitch, mmkay?"

And I promise that by the end of my first 90 days in office I will have doubled, that’s right - doubled, the flavors of ice cream available to American consumers. This is my promise to you.

HO, TO THE BRASSY FUTURE!

HOPE IS THE AD!




THE FUTURE IS THE PRODUCT!




RESIST - THE FUTURE IS FREE AND IN THE SKIES!

IN THE FUTURE, EVERYONE WILL LOOK LIKE ANTS!