When you get down, and you feel like no one cares about you, just remember, you are right. no one cares about you. why you ask? well its beacause youre a terrible person. When you were born the devil laughed with delight, for he knew you would spread sadness and destruction wherever you went. I saw you, last year, when you tripped that nice lady on the sidewalk. she was carrying a bag full of eggs and milk. while pushing a stroller.(wont someone please think of the children?) A few months ago i read in the newspaper how you tricked that old man into giving you all his savings. he was going to give it to his daughter, so she could pay for the life saving surgery for her son. you bastard. Then , just last week you spilled fruit punch on my Aunt's nice new white dress at her own birthday party. Then, a few days later, you borrowed my stereo and proceeded to throw it off your third story balcony. (you say you were drunk and on drugs, but im sorry thats just not a good enough excuse). Those things you did to other people were bad, but to mess with my family and my stuff, well!

so while you sit there feeling terrible about youreslf, remember, you deserve it, and alot more. Damn you. Damn you to hell.