Ten Things I Learned From "Pootie Tang"

10. Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt.
9. Don't talk back to mommity
8. He's dirty 'cause he's Dirty Dee damnit!
7. Sine your pinny on the runny kine.
6. Eat your vegetables and don't drink malt liquor, 'cause you don't have to, 'cause you're ok.
5. Sa-da-tay
4. Just 'cause a girl likes to stand on the street corner next to some whores and dance, doesn't mean she's hoin'.
3. It's hot out. And it's hot too.
2. Oooo, it hurts him to kill a man, but he knows he's got to!
1. You can't beat a ho with a belt, they like that shit!