Chaka Khan and Other Non-Edible Celebrities


I've mentioned this to a few other people, but I wonder if chaka khan ever wonders if her name, when said repeatedly, elicits laughter from many people. (really...my chaka khan bit kills in Toronto and up and down the east coast.) But I guess celebrities, or in Chaka's case not-really-celebrities, have better things to do then wonder how many in-jokes they are a part of. And speaking of not-really-celebrities (or NRC as I call them), am I the only one who thinks Crispin Glover is Danerously underrated? I mean dangerously. I get the feeling that if that poor man doesn't get a good part soon; someone's gonna pay and it will probably involve all kinds of evicerated animals. Again, speaking of celebrities, as I still am, the whole TomKat thing is getting out of hand. Tom Cruise is already creepy-what with all his shortness, scientoloculty, and uneasy homosexual vibes- but now there is this added factor of his crazy obsession with pure, virginal, cloistered Katie Holmes. Katie, best know as the 25 year old teenager from Dawson's Creek, says she's in love too, only sans the couch jumping and fist pumping (it seems that her diet doesn't completely consist of crazy crackers). In any case, I think if they don't "simmadawnnow" the public will turn against then and they will head to NRC-ville on a bullet train made by underpaid and overworked Americans. And we all know where that can lead.

Well, I'm sorry for lowering the lever of this blog by talking about common celebrities, but I do feel better now...ahhhhhh.....
I leave you with some advice: Beware the traveler that wakes the sleeping whore.