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Are you bored with mindless summer activities? Do you long for excitement and adventure? Are you taller that 5’0” and have lots of extra cash?

Then come to Count Funkula’s Amusement Cottage and Foodstuffs Emporium!!!!
















Come to a lush garden setting and revel in the hundreds of thrills!*















Come ride our brand new power packed roller coaster “Agent 6 and the Banshees”
Guaranteed to make you scream!














Experience dreadful chills and terrible frights in our newly renovated “Haunted House: The Ride”















And of course there’s always our classics:

Duke of Funkington Roller Rink










Slippery Jane Log Ride












and Jolly Time Boat Trip (sponsored by Orville Redenbacher)








Of course we have fully equipped bathroom facilities for all your cleansing needs













And don’t forget about or moderately sized foodstuffs emporium!!













We have a great bulk foods section as well!. Buy your tampons in bulk and save!

So Come on down and spend your idle hours with us! We promise, we won't swindle you. too much.

All images copyrighted by Count Funkula 2000, all rights reserved
All persons admitted must be in good health and must sign waiver before entering. No one under 5’ tall allowed in. No pets, plants, outside food or dink, females, or children admitted.
*actual thrill count is 47