T is for Test.

Ray took a test on some subjects that he really didn't like. so he killed the teacher. blah...

Ten Things I Learned From "Pootie Tang"

10. Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt.
9. Don't talk back to mommity
8. He's dirty 'cause he's Dirty Dee damnit!
7. Sine your pinny on the runny kine.
6. Eat your vegetables and don't drink malt liquor, 'cause you don't have to, 'cause you're ok.
5. Sa-da-tay
4. Just 'cause a girl likes to stand on the street corner next to some whores and dance, doesn't mean she's hoin'.
3. It's hot out. And it's hot too.
2. Oooo, it hurts him to kill a man, but he knows he's got to!
1. You can't beat a ho with a belt, they like that shit!

S is for Satisfaction

Laura cheated on Ray with his brother Charles. Ray demanded satisfaction and challenged Charles to a duel. They both lost, and Laura ended up dating their father.

I haven't had much contact with people for the last few days. everyone is gone for the summer, and I don't work again till June. I feel like a cloistered nun. But without the cool clothes and the repressed sexuality.

R is for Reaction

Lana had a violent reaction to the medicine given to her by her doctor. She had to be hosptialized for two months, and during that time she watched many reruns of "Bewitched" on the hospital television.

Q is for Queer

We studied queer theory in my Literary Theory class this past semester. The person seen as the "founder" of queer theory is Judith Butler. She sees sexuality and gender as socially constructed and advocates the use of drag performance. See:Gender Trouble by Judith Butler

i had to delete the post with my results to the "what movie do you belong in?" quiz, cause it was screwing up the borders of my blog. anyway, for those of you interested, i belonged in "The Nightmare Before Christmas" how perfect is that??? :) if you want to take the quiz you can here: Quizilla just search for the quiz called "what movie do you belong in?"

P is for Purple

Alice owned purple drapes, purple dishes, purple bed sheets, and a purple cat.

Rejoice!! The savior has finished his finals!

I just re-published my entire blog, so old entries that had been previously unavailable are now there for everyone to read! just click on any month on the left....
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