An AIM conversation between ME and a Friend (CARO)

ME: caro?
CARO: antlers?
ME: they're not very big right now. just had them trimmed
CARO: mm, i'm thinking of perming mine
ME: yes. nice long curly antlers
CARO: i try to look my best i do
ME: and you should. how else do you expect to attract strong young bucks?
CARO: *L* that's right, i met a cute one yesterday over by the river lakes. his name was Star
ME: lol. what a cute name, i bet he's "simple"
CARO: he's a star buck, get it?
CARO: hrhr
ME: ohhhhh. haha. see, im really too stupid to really know what im talking about. so i pretend and hope the person im talking to doesnt know more than me, but you do and you have brought shame upon me and my family
ME: so i have to kill you know
ME: know=now
CARO: ack!
CARO: *runs to the nearest Office Depot*
ME: ok, ill let you live, but just this once
ME: lol. office depot??
CARO: it's the safest place to run if you don't have a gun
ME: umm...ok
CARO: you can use one, a stapler gun
*from office depot
ME: ic. it all becomes clear....
ME: so why you up so late?
CARO: paper :-(
ME: ugggh. that sucks. im up late cause im SO bored i cant even sleep. how lame is that
ME: really, im asking, how lame is it?
CARO: it's as lame as my having a pimple on my neck
CARO: i do, it's annoying
CARO: arRghhhhhh, i wish that pimple would just go away. GO AWAY PIMPLE! WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE IN THESE PARTS!
ME: lol. thats right. get all bigot on its ass
CARO: LOL yes, all bigotlike
ME: right on. tell it, its children will be bastards in the eyes of god
CARO: in the eyes of our godS
ME: right. the gods of [insert religon here]
CARO: i think you should add this conversation in a diary entry
ME: i was just thinking that
CARO: except hide my last name and stuff
ME: wiiiiiierd
CARO: wooooOOOOOooooooo
CARO: that is odd
ME: no, ill give out your number, address and where you like to hang out
ME: HA!
CARO: pls. tell them that i like getting electrocuted as well