What you know won’t affect what you know
Last night I witnessed my fist hate crime. That’s right, a hate crime right here in Cleveland! That starts with C and that rhymes with pee which is a gross sexual fetish that I don’t want to get into right now. So anyway, it amazed me that while hate crimes continue to occur through out the United States and the world, politicians endlessly promote legislation that I know they know causes more hate crimes. For instance, the marriage protection act, or whatever it’s called, is just bigotry tied up in fear and presented with a scratch and sniff sticker on it. The scratch and sniff sticker? It smells like roses. It has to, to cover up the rotting sink of hate underneath. This amendment only provides more fodder for the evil people all across the country; now they have something new to be mad about. I really don’t know what exactly needs protecting anyway. Half of all marriages end in divorce, and a lot of people don’t even get married anymore. While they weren’t looking, the traditional family packed up and moved to Finland. (or wherever-its not like I have gps tracking ability) This whole country sometimes seems to feed on hate. Like we need to feel gross and degraded in order to feel anything at all (oh wait….I think I’m beginning to understand the whole pee thing. Still gross though.)
Siiighhh. Sorry. It’s hard for me to talk about today’s political climate without going totally bitchcakes. In short, republicans = evil, cognitive dissonance causing freakazoids.
And really that’s all anyone needs to know.
Liberally yours,
Anthony g. s.
Oh, and I don’t really live in Cleveland, or witnessed a hate crime. But you already knew that.
4 comments:
Yeah I love Wonderfalls. It's a shame that all of the good shows like Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me get cancelled.
I love your political commentary. You say it so much better than I can, I always sound all preacher-ish and intolerable. But you say it in a way that really makes sense. And is funny. ANTHONY EES SO SMART!
imma say the date since this stupid thing doesn't. IT'S AUGUST 2, 2005. and i heard that somebody's gonna re-air all the eps of wonderfalls, including!! the ones that never aired before. but i think the date was wrong or something, cause i havent seen any commercials on tv about wonderfalls. but then it's hard to make myself watch enough tv lately. o_O erm. i didnt like wonderfalls that much BUT i only saw like 2 eps, so i wanna see more.
oh, and lately i've been wondering what marriage is for, anyway. an online friend of mine named fred met a girl after mike and i met, and like, after the first date or whatnot fred was like "OMG I LOVE THIS GIRL" when i still couldn't get the l-word out of mike. fred's 20, too. younger than us. and the other day he was saying he and his chick (who get drugged up and go out to raves, ew) found -- eep gotta go
cont'd -- a wedding/engagement ring set (at wal-mart, ahah *cough* and yes, fred realizes that this is amusing) that they liked, and he was going on about how the rings would take 4-6 weeks to come in the right sizes and get engraved or whatnot, and he's like, "im worried i wont be able to propose in time" and im like "IN TIME FOR WHAT?!" and he goes, "our one year anniversary." x_X lil fast if you ask me. and they're freakin' young. so he was freaking me out. i told mike about this (he knows fred also) and he's like, "well the next step is kids" so i think he thinks marriage is what you do when you want to have kids. i dont want to have kids. and bill maher says marriage is just something women invented to stamp out oral sex. lol. we were watching maher's "i'm swedish" comedy thing. but towards the end maher started talking about how the bible is bullcrap, and that pissed me off. :D but at least i got to go, "haha, maher has huge pit stains." so that was good.
but yeah. oprah ain't gettin' married and she been with stedman for long time. the only reason i would get married (that i can think of right now; maybe i just feel this way 'cause im 23, and imo, people should be older when they get hitched) is because of my family. my mom pretty much thinks i'm gonna marry mike eventually. eek. just saying that freaked me out. o_O eh. sorry for going nuts in your blog, ant.
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